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Though “Schitt’s Creek” officially ended its sixth and final episode in 2020, the show will live on forever in our hearts — and Netflix. After sweeping the Emmys for the second time, it’s even more timely to celebrate your fandom with all of the fantastic “Schitt’s Creek” merchandise out there.
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While we can’t spend one night every week watching the Rose family (for the first time, at least…) we can take a walk down memory lane with a coloring book, sport David’s signature shades or play a round of “Schitt’s Creek” Monopoly. And though we can only wish Rose Apothecary existed in real life, the next best thing is a collaboration with Beekman 1802, which is finally re-stocked and widely available on Amazon Prime.
So if you miss your lovingly, chaotic rich-turned-poor family, check out this merch to keep the Rose’s close to you.
‘Best Wishes: Warmest Regards: The Story of Schitt’s Creek’
Eugene and Dan Levy come together once again for their new book “Kind Wishes, Warmest Regards,” a 350-page collector’s item all about the mega-popular family sitcom that catapulted the father-son duo to fame. The book is broken down into themed sections, featuring personal essays and Q&As from cast members, behind-the-scenes photos from set and dozens of fan-catering nods to the show such as original, hand-written lyrics to “A Little Bit of Alexis” and image collections of David’s sweaters.
Monopoly: ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Edition
Play wisely and maybe you can help the Rose family leave their small-town life for good with a pocketful of money. Buy, trade and sell popular locations from the Emmy-winning show such as the Rosebud Motel, Bob’s Garage and Herb Ertlinger Winery, while moving around the board as iconic “Schitt’s Creek” props, such as Moira’s wig, Ted the Turtle and a Rosebud Motel Key.
Rose Apothecary Products
Snatch up Beekman 1802’s “Schitt’s Creek” collaboration before the Rose Apothecary Whipped Body Cream sells out, yet again. The collaboration includes a brand new rose-scented perfume, tinted lip balm and goat milk soap and body milk, “It’s milk… for your body!” Still confused about the whole milk soap thing, don’t worry it’s literally soap that promises to keep skin hydrated while delivering their Heirloom Rose scent.
Moira Rose Celebrity Prayer Candle
Worship Moera Rose the way she worships herself with this epic prayer candle, honoring her two most epic roles, as a daytime soap opera star in “Sunrise Bay” to her starring role in “The Crows Have Three Eyes.”
Rosebud Motel Keychain
Become an unwittingly permanent resident of the Rosebud Motel, alongside your favorite family, with this bright red fob keychain.
‘Ew, David’ T-Shirt
Honor Alexis’s favorite, lovable, catchphrase with this fun t-shirt that comes in a variety of bright colors. Size it up as a comfy pajama dress or size down for a cool fit with jeans.
‘Schitt’s Creek’ Quote Hand Towels
These best-selling waffle-knit microfiber towels make for a fun personalized gift, nodding to two of the show’s funniest scenes: David and Moera’s chaotic enchilada fiasco (“Fold in the cheese!”) and David’s desperate plea for a towel replacement from Stevie to “wipe the town off his body.”
‘Schitt’s Creek’ Luggage Tags
Travel in style with one of Alexis’s most iconic lines. The leather tag comes in four different color variations so you can mix and match with any luggage set.
‘Schitt’s Creek’ Adult Coloring Book
By now you’ve probably heard that coloring books aren’t just for kids. This “Schitt’s Creek”-themed one by Sarah Baumann, published by Signet Sealed, has 10 pages that will almost make you feel like you’re on the set. It’s filled with the best quotes and places from the show, like Rose Apothecary. You know Alexis won’t mind if you don’t stay inside the lines.
Chronically Funny ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Birthday Card
There’s no one better to wish a happy birthday to a “Schitt’s Creek” fan than the Rose family. Made in the U.S., this 5-inch-by-7-inch card is blank inside so you can write your own birthday message. Best of all, sales support a good cause, providing funding for chemotherapy and lupus medical expenses.
SunglassUP Original Classic Dark Oval Sunglasses
Among many other gifts, the Rose family has fantastic fashion sense. If you want to emulate David’s style — and who doesn’t? — then these sunglasses are a great place to start. They’re just like the white pair he sports on the show, which were inspired by Kurt Cobain’s iconic white sunnies that first took over in the ’90s. And if you want even more Rose-friendly fashion, there are plenty of other ways to dress like your favorite TV family.
Alexis’ Monogram Necklace
A statement necklace now made iconic by the actress and series. Give a personal monogrammed gift for the fan you know will get it.
‘Best Wishes’ ‘Warmest Regards’ Doormat
Let your friends know they’re “welcome” in your home anytime with the “best wishes, warmest regards” doormat. Simple, elegant, snarky and perfect for those who think they’re above it all.
Rose Apothecary Sweatshirt
A classic Rose Apothecary sweatshirt, because David is nothing if not elegance and grace. This heather grey crew neck is also available in black, white and as a hoodie! The 100% cotten shirt is also machine washable.
Schitt’s Creek Infant Bodysuits- Set of Three
Three classic looks for a little David or Alexis in the making. Spot the absolute classic iteration of Moira Rose’s version of “baby,” a take on David’s now iconic sweater and represent Rose Apothecary so everyone knows this baby values locally produced, artisanal goods.
Fold In The Cheese Apron
It’s simple, you just fold in the cheese. Do you fold it in half like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot? The answer is simple, you just fold it in. Life’s greatest mystery and “Schitt’s Creek’s” most iconic moment.
Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek Set of Four
You can literally collect all four in one windfall! The cute set includes the entire Rose family. You can display them on your desk, on a shelf or any spot that needs pick-me-up. Or you could sprinkle them in different places to spread the joy.
Modern Vector Vinyl Decals
You’ll want to slap these “Schitt’s Creek” stickers anywhere and everywhere, and luckily they’re designed to do just that. They’ll adhere to everything from laptops to tumblers, cellphones, journals, notebooks, planners and much more. The hard part will be deciding which to use first: David’s sweater? Or maybe “Ew, David” or “A little bit Alexis”?
Rose Motel Coasters
Relive the classic “Schitt’s Creek” moment when Johnny Rose went rogue and set up his social media platform on coasters he had specially made for the motel, “Follow us on tweeters!”
‘Love That Journey For Me’ Mug
Celebrate yourself with this delightful mug and quote from Alexis Rose. The poet who once said, “I walk through life, in really nice shoes” and the iconic “Ew, David.” Celebrate “Schitt’s Creek” by adding a little bit of Alexis to your morning ritual.
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