Looking to improve your dad joke game and make your sweetheart smile? Then you've come to the right place. Here, we've compiled the very best Valentine's Day puns in the hopes that you'll get just as much of a kick out of them as we did. Whether you need something sweet accompany the funny love quotes in your DIY Valentine's Day cards you've been working on, something humorous to add to your Valentine's Day wishes, or you're trying to come up with the wittiest Valentine's Day captions for Instagram, odds are, there's something for you here.
We've got puns about food ("love you from my head tomatoes"), puns about animals ("you're one in a chameleon"), and even a few science puns ("I sulfur when you argon ")—enough to appeal to just about everyone's sense of humor. Whether you need a silly message of love to share with your friends, your family members, or that super special someone, we’ve got you covered with the best Valentine’s puns that will have your loved ones laughing – or cringing – all day long. For more sillies to share on February 14, there are also tons of Valentine's Day jokes that are quite punny as well.
P.S. On the hunt for something a little more romantic? Try our best Valentine's Day quotes.
Valentine's Day Food Puns
I simply donut know what I'd do without you, Valentine.
I only have fries for you.
You got a pizza my heart.
Olive you so much.
You melt me.
My heart beets for you.
Love you so matcha.
I think you're grate.
Pie like you berry much.
I love you s'more and s'more.
You're simply my jam.
Love you from my head tomatoes.
We're mint to be.
You make miso happy.
Words can't espresso how much I love you.
You are one in a melon.
Will you peas be mine?
I a-peach-iate you.
We make a great pear.
Happy Valentine's Day, cute-tea!
I have a whole latte love for you.
You've got me tongue-tied.
I love you a waffle lot.
You are the loaf of my life.
To my butter half on this Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day Animal Puns
You are the deer-est Valentine of all.
Meow and forever, I love you.
I'm not lion: You're the love of my life.
You octopi my heart and mind.
You are o-fish-ally the cutest.
No bunny compares to you, Valentine.
Seal-ed with a kiss.
I ruff you.
You're one in a chameleon.
We need each otter.
Owl always love you.
You're my pup of tea.
Rhino you're the one for me.
Can't bear life without you.
You're my otter half forever.
You give my life porpoise, Valentine.
I'm not lion when I say my Valentine is the best.
Nature-Themed Valentine's Day Puns
I lichen you a lot.
I'm pining fir you.
I'm falling for you, so please never leaf me.
I love you so moss.
Tell me you beleaf in love, Valentine.
You are tree-mendous.
There's so mushroom in my heart for you.
Aloe you vera much.
This Valentine's Day doesn't succ, thanks to you.
Crafty Valentine's Day Puns
You’re the highlight of my day!
You’re sew special to me.
I love you sew much!
Wool you be mine, Valentine?
I wool always love yew.
You color my world.
I think you are just write, Valentine.
Math and Science Valentine's Day Puns
I sulfur when you argon.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You're acute Valentine.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
My love for you simply radiates.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You're the ruler of my heart.
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