Top 10 undeserving Premier League winner’s medal holders: Man City’s Kalvin Phillips next?

Reported Liverpool target Kalvin Phillips arrives for a Premier League game Credit: Alamy
Reported Liverpool target Kalvin Phillips arrives for a Premier League game Credit: Alamy

Kalvin Phillips is on course to win a Premier League winner’s medal having barely scraped together 100 minutes of on-pitch action for the all-conquering Manchester City machine.

He won’t be the least deserving Premier League medal owner of all time, but he’ll certainly take his place among this top 10 if and when the time comes…


10) Mateja Kezman (Chelsea, 2004/05)
Generally, strikers are brought in to score goals – especially strikers that bag 105 strikes in 122 matches for PSV Eindhoven. Kezman, however, seemed to think that goals were overrated during his brief spell at Stamford Bridge, notching just four in 25 matches as Chelsea won the league in spite of his efforts. Those goals in full: The fourth goal (a penalty) in a 4-0 win over Newcastle, a tap-in in a 3-1 win at Norwich and the final two goals (one a penalty) in a 4-1 win over Crystal Palace.

Kezman was sold to Atletico Madrid after a single season with the Blues, but not before he picked up the biggest trophy of his career – as well as the League Cup. “I didn’t come to London to walk the streets and spend money,” Kezman told Belgrade’s Vecernje Novosti newspaper at the time. “It turns out that I’m the victim of tactics – I didn’t get a real chance.” Poor Mateja.


9) Luke Chadwick (Manchester United, 2000/01)
Manchester United, Royal Antwerp, Reading, Burnley, West Ham, Stoke City, Norwich City, MK Dons, Cambridge United, Soham Town Rangers. It’s one of the all-time great Wikipedia career boxes if you’re a fan of that particular quiz question genre, which you absolutely should be. “My best memory at United was probably my goal at Bradford when Beckham sent me through,” said Chadwick back in 2015. “I had a touch with my right foot, had it on my left foot and I thought this could go absolutely anywhere. But I hit it well and it went right in the corner. It was an incredible feeling to score for United. It was a massive thing to be involved in that squad, but I felt it wasn’t because of me that we won the title that season.” Don’t be so harsh on yourself, Luke; where would United have been without your six starts and two goals?


8) Jiri Jarosik (Chelsea, 2004/05)
Jarosik was brought in midway through the season to give Chelsea an extra boost in the title race. The only problem was that he wasn’t very good. One of those strange signings that only Roman Abramovich was keen on (hello there, Alexey Smertin and Yury Zhirkov), Jose Mourinho soon realised that the Czech didn’t cut the mustard. Somehow Jarosik clawed himself to 14 appearances – 11 as sub – before being packed off on loan to Birmingham, where his introduction as a Premier League winner was no doubt met with raucous laughter from his new teammates.


7) Jeremie Aliadiere (Arsenal, 2003/04)
The Frenchman scored 14 goals in 128 league appearances in English football. But just one of those goals came for Arsenal in a six-year spell remarkable for a spate of injuries and Arsene Wenger’s ridiculous loyalty in giving him a new contract despite him being patently below the required standards of a club where in those days a title challenge was an annual event rather than a disorienting and mind-melting oddity. Aliadiere finally left in 2007 with a winner’s medal from 2003/04, when he played 257 minutes of Premier League football. In those days of needing ten league appearances to be awarded a medal, he came off the bench three times for a grand total of 31 minutes with the title already won. Merci, Arsene.


6) Gokhan Inler (Leicester, 2015/16)
There had to be representation for The Leicester Fairytale here, and there are a few contenders. Demarai Gray didn’t start a game until the final match of the season, in which he was hooked at half-time. Nathan Dyer has more Premier League winner’s medals than Steven Gerrard, Harry Kane, Marcel Desailly and Gianfranco Zola combined. But it’s impossible to look beyond Gokhan Inler, who made only 10 appearances for Leicester in all competitions but crucially five of them in the most unlikely successful Premier League campaign of them all.

Three of those five appearances came before the end of September, and none at all after the turn of the year. Leicester won only two of the five games in which Inler appeared, including a game against Chelsea the Foxes already led 2-1 when the Swiss was introduced on 81 minutes. Champion.

Gokhan Inler in Premier League action for Leicester in 2015 Credit: Alamy
Gokhan Inler in Premier League action for Leicester in 2015 Credit: Alamy

5) Ronnie Wallwork (Manchester United, 2000/01)
Stabbed in a nightclub, imprisoned for handling stolen cars, won the Premier League with Manchester United. Sorry, what? Back in 2000/01, Wallwork started four Premier League games as United cruised to the Premier League title. Two of those starts were in the the post-title hangover defeats to Derby and Southampton, but no matter: Wallwork was a Premier League title winner. Not bad for a man who played just 28 times in seven years at Old Trafford. When he was released, Wallwork was described by Sir Alex Ferguson as the best Bosman of 2002. Jay-Jay Okocha and a few thousand Bolton fans might disagree.


4) Alex Buttner (Manchester United, 2012/13)
“Buttner’s been great because he’s travelled to every away game with us, he’s been involved in every single training session, he’s played three times and been a substitute another 10 times, something like that. So I think that’s a contribution,” said Sir Alex Ferguson when attempting to justify gifting a winner’s medal to the man “third or fourth on the list” of left-backs in the league, according to their Dutch scout. Actually Sir, he started four games and came off the bench once, but clearly he deserved a prize for sitting on the coach quietly while better players prepared to win the title. Buttner left in 2014 to join Dinamo Moscow, saying: “Van Gaal never gave me a chance in the Dutch team, even though I was MOTM for MUFC 14 times.” A Premier League winner’s medal and a sense of humour. Lucky boy.


3) Igors Stepanovs (Arsenal, 2001/02)
Astonishingly, the Latvian was an Arsenal player for four whole seasons, during which he made a grand total of 17 league appearances. Stepanovs had not played one single minute during 2001/02 before a spate of injuries in early February forced Arsene Wenger into a Tony Pulis-style back line of four centre-halves: Oleg Luzhny, Sol Campbell, Stepanovs and Matthew Upson. He kept his place for five straight Premier League victories, which should not strictly have been enough to claim a medal, but he was apparently fortunate to be in the right place at the right time when the silver was being doled out after Arsenal clinched the title at Old Trafford. He was a big boy so nobody dared take it from him.


2) Jack Rodwell (Manchester City, 2013/14)
By the time Manchester City won the second of their Premier League titles, the rules had changed: players needed only five Premier League appearances to qualify. Step forward Jack Rodwell and your 108 minutes of football. Fewer minutes than Micah Richards (161), but crucially, Rodwell’s appearances came over five matches. Ninety minutes in a 0-0 draw with Stoke in September were followed by two, one, 13 and three minutes against West Brom, Swansea, Fulham and Sunderland. Basically, without Rodwell, Liverpool would have been crowned Premier League champions. And Steven Gerrard would have had that medal Rodwell so richly deserved.


1) Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea, 2016/17)
The shift to a five-game benchmark for a medal has taken away a lot of the fun because pretty much everyone gets one now, but it does create its own potential for nonsense. And you have to go some to beat Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s 2016/17 for sheer efficiency as he walked away the proud and legitimate owner of a Premier League winner’s medal for 23 minutes’ work spread across six appearances during Chelsea’s cruise to the title.

The longest of those appearances was a nine-minute effort against defending champions Leicester in October and, to give Loftus-Cheek his due, he certainly did his bit there to make sure a 3-0 lead wasn’t squandered. He repeated the trick by once again heroically defending a 3-0 lead in a six-minute cameo in the reverse fixture. Clearly a specialised and vital role in that successful Antonio Conte system.

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