Sorry, but Young King Charles Was Hot and These Pics Prove It
Wow, breaking news to tell your friends and family: Prince King Charles is hot. I know what you’re thinking. Him? Prince William and Prince Harry’s dad? Adult man who has befriended a bunch of squirrels? And to that, I say: have! you! seen! this! dude! shirtless! King Charles circa season 3 of The Crown (btw, season 6 is finally upon us!!) could fully get it, and if you’re having trouble processing that indisputable fact, I’ve laid out an entire body of evidence for you to analyze. Sorry, not sorry.
But before we get into it, just a PSA that these are from bygone times before "Queen Consort" vs. "Queen" drama and Charles's V-E-R-Y big deal coronation. Now that that's out of the way, feel free to pour yourself a cup of something tasty pronto, and settle in.
1970
Literal photo of me looking at King Charles’s shirtless wind-sailing pics.
1974
Attn @ cemetery: Please bury me with this photo of King Charles taped to my eyeballs.
1974
Hello, 911, I’d like to report my eyeballs exploding out of my head.
1974
Is this my new fav genre of photos?!?!?
1975
Yes, this pic may have just converted me to a beer girly.
1975
Hot 🥵 and 🥵 thirsty 🥵.
1974
IT’S CALLED SQUATS. EVER HEARD OF THEM?
1975
I truly don’t even know how to ATTEMPT to emotionally deal with this image of King Charles resplendent in fur. But I do have some questions: 1) where can I buy that chunky knit turtleneck, and 2) is this coat made of Charles’s facial hair?
1975
Men using gloves to drive? Hot. End of story.
1976
HOLY SH*T, WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS. As someone who assumed King Charles was only capable of growing a gentle whisper of a mustache, I am s-p-e-e-c-h-l-e-s-s.
1976
QTNY: How is the side profile just as good?
1976
Thus far, we've only seen King Charles wearing a lot of extremely hairy layers. So let's strip things down, starting with this picture of the King and his forearms bonding with a magnificent STEED.
1978
Raise your hand if you’re worried about making eye contact with King Charles through your computer/phone in case this pic has cursed you. Same!
1978
I don’t want you to panic, but we’ve entered the “King Charles Is Constantly Shirtless” portion of this gallery, so get ready.
1978
Like, I’m sorry to speak these words but...is King Charles...is King Charles hot?????
1978
Answer: King Charles is hot.
1978
Literally have to cool down, and this photo basically counts as an ice bath. I don’t know what’s happening here or why King Charles is wearing bell-bottom slacks, but I am in no way okay with it.
1978
Weather? Cold. Charles? Hot.
1978
Uhm, do I have a secret prep fetish I didn't know about until literally this very second? LMK.
1980
This wetsuit has me UNDONE.
1979
And finally, allow me to introduce King Charles, inventor of manspreading, and newly-proclaimed leader of England. Long may he reign.
1980
'Kay, but this joke mask Charles used to mess with the paps? I-CON-IC!!!!
1980
If you think this is good, just wait until the next pic...
1980
Told ya!
1980
Giving you a quick reprieve with this unfortunate photo of King Charles blowing his nose with the world’s most enormous hankie because what you’re about to see next will end you.
1981
Told ya (again).
1983
Loves! A! Man! In! Black! Tie!
1983
Yep, this was the confirmation I was looking for.
1984
I know this has all been a lot for you, but here’s Charles, um, riding that pony like Ginuwine would want him to.
1984
Cute Prince Harry bb content break 🥺.
1995
Adding a cute lil scholarly pic to break up all of the 🥵🥵🥵 content.
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