Razzie Awards: Winnie-the-Pooh, Megan Fox and Sylvester Stallone dishonoured
The Razzies have announced their round of winners for 2024.
“Winners” is probably a poor choice of words, but you get it.
The Golden Raspberry Awards — which dish out prizes every year prior to the Oscars to the worst of the worst – have elected Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood & Honey as their #1 Worst Movie.
The horror movie version of the beloved children’s classic had a clean sweep, taking home the Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Remake, Sequel, or Ripoff.
In our review, we said that the film missed out on being cheap subversive fun, and instead was a staggeringly inept dumpster fire.
Couldn’t have been clearer if we tried.
In the acting categories, Jon Voight was chosen as Worst Actor for Mercy, while Megan Fox won both Worst Actress and Supporting Actress for Johnny & Clyde and the ludicrously titled Expend4bles, respectively. Her Expend4bles co-star Sylvester Stallone won Worst Supporting Actor for his work in the film as well.
We're still bemused that the dire The Exorcist: Believer went home empty-handed, but it's hard to argue with the Razzies' choices this year.
Here’s the full list of “winners”:
Worst Picture
The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Meg 2: The Trench
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Director
Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
David Gordon Green, The Exorcist: Believer
Peyton Reed, Ant Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
Scott Waugh, Expend4bles
Ben Wheatley, Meg 2: The Trench
Worst Actor
Russell Crowe, The Pope’s Exorcist
Vin Diesel, Fast X
Chris Evans, Ghosted
Jason Statham, Meg 2: The Trench
Jon Voight, Mercy - WINNER
Worst Actress
Ana de Armas, Ghosted
Megan Fox, Johnny & Clyde - WINNER
Salma Hayek, Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Jennifer Lopez, The Mother
Helen Mirren, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Worst Supporting Actress
Kim Cattrall, About My Father
Megan Fox, Expend4bles - WINNER
Bai Ling, Johnny & Clyde
Lucy Liu, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Mary Stuart Masterson, Five Nights at Freddy’s
Worst Supporting Actor
Michael Douglas, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Mel Gibson, Confidential Informant
Bill Murray, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
Franco Nero, The Pope’s Exorcist
Sylvester Stallone, Expend4ables - WINNER
Worst Screen Couple
Any 2 “Merciless Mercenaries,” Expend4bles
Any 2 Money-Grubbing Investors Who Donated to the $400 Million for Remake Rights to The Exorcist
Ana de Armas & Chris Evans (who flunked Screen Chemistry), Ghosted
Salma Hayek & Channing Tatum, Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Pooh & Piglet in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Indiana Jones and The Dial of...Still Beating a Dead Horse
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Screenplay
The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Indiana Jones and the Dial of…Can I go home now?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey - WINNER