Quotes of the Week: The Morning Show, Frasier, Chucky, Loki and More
Sunday already?! Well, looks like it’s time to showcase our favorite Quotes of the Week once more.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered a dozen-plus of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got an American Psycho reference from The Morning Show, a vocabulary lesson thanks to House of Villains and a shoutout to Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford in Doom Patrol.
Plus, our roundup includes the best lines from Magnum P.I., Chucky, Frasier, The Amazing Race and Loki, along with a quotable moment from the Fellow Travelers debut (grade the premiere!).
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
DOOM PATROL
“Every supervillan needs a helper, right? Like Renfield to Dracula, or Hoda to Kathie Lee Gifford!”
For the record, we would absolutely watch Isabel (Charity Cervantes) and Madame Rouge co-anchor a fifth hour of the Today show
MAGNUM P.I.
“I know a guy who can hook you up with the latest XL Roadster.”
“I’m good. Thanks.”
Even with a bullet-riddled car, Rick (Zachary Knighton) politely declines a friendly car thief’s offer
FRASIER
“You think you’re going to wear me down? Trust me, I have had years of experience. I outlasted that little mongrel, I’ll outlast you.”
Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) lets a new dog know about his checkered history with canines
CHRISTMAS BY DESIGN
“This is a lot like the beginnings of those true-crime documentaries, you know.”
Fashion designer Charlotte (Rebecca Dalton) notes her trust in mechanic Spencer (Jonathan Keltz) after he insists she close her eyes while he leads her from his truck to a surprise
AEW: DYNAMITE
“Achoo! I’m sorry, I’m allergic to jackasses.”
Sting gets his licks in on Christian Cage after Cage’s verbal tirade
THE MORNING SHOW
“He is oddly compelling, in a Patrick-Bateman-in-a-vinyl-raincoat kind of way.”
Audra (Mindy Kaling) thinks there’s something a little American Psycho about Cory… and she digs it
HOUSE OF VILLAINS
“The decision was unanimous.”
“What does that mean?”
“Oh my Lord!”
Host Joel McHale quickly reacts when Bobby Lytes struggles to understand the reality series’ “big” vocab words
HOUSE OF VILLAINS (Bonus Quote!)
“You saber-toothed, hammered-head bastard! I don’t give a s–t what you got to say to me because I’m not leaving here. I’m gonna win!”
Tiffany “New York” Pollard declares war on The Challenge‘s Johnny Bananas
LOKI
“Guys, sorry to break up this bromance, but can we fix now and sign later?”
Sylvie (Sophia De Martino) interrupts O.B. and Victor Timely’s exchange of autographs
CHUCKY
“So what are you in for, Evelyn?”
“Oh, when I caught my husband and my assistant having an affair, I baked them both into a shepherd’s pie.”
“Oh! Good for you!”
“I call it ‘Slut Soufflé.’ My editor didn’t like it for a book title though.”
Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) and Evelyn (Nia Vardalos) compare notes on their many dastardly deeds while stuck in prison
THE AMAZING RACE
“That’s the first time I’ve ever said, ‘Let’s make sure the dress has volume.’”
“He only says that about his beard typically.”
Joel and Garrett share a laugh about Joel’s beard while constructing a traditional Indian doll by hand
FELLOW TRAVELERS
“It’s noon Mass at St. Joseph’s.”
“Perfect. [Leans in and whispers] I’ll spend the afternoon picturing you kneeling in prayer.”
Hawk (Matt Bomer) delivers an innuendo-laden line to Tim (Jonathan Bailey)
UPLOAD (Episode 4)
“I heard, hush hush, from my nurse friend at Mt. Taco Bell Sinai that Adele is on her last legs. Why don’t we lock her down before Panera Aeon does?”
Aleesha (Zainab Johnson) makes the argument that Lakeview’s VR afterlife needs more entertainment
LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY
“If you’re really stuck, just go with what you feel right now.”
“Mad.”
“Oh, lovely! I have a niece named Maddie.”
“No, just Mad.”
Fuming after her difficult delivery, Elizabeth (Brie Larson) takes her nurse’s advice and opts for an unconventional baby name
ALL RISE
“I do not have…roasted chestnuts.”
Mark (Wilson Bethel), after Amy tells him about a condition that could affect his “swimmers”
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