Quotes of the Week: Golden Bachelor, Found, Bookie, Amazing Race and More
Hard to believe we’re already in the final month of 2023 television, huh? Well, let’s enjoy it while it lasts and recognize the latest standout Quotes of the Week.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly 20 of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from The Golden Bachelor, Days of Our Lives, For All Mankind and NCIS: Sydney, plus debut appearances from new holiday flicks Candy Cane Lane and Ladies of the ’80s: A Divas Christmas.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Bookie and The Amazing Race, plus quotable moments from Squid Game: The Challenge, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
SURVIVOR
“This is such a sick, twisted, disgusting, ridiculously delicious, enjoyable, terrifying game.”
We couldn’t have said it any better ourselves, Katurah!
BOOKIE
“I swear you will get your money. I am this close to being a judge on Japan’s Got Talent.”
Charlie Sheen’s career has seen better days
BOOKIE (Bonus Quote!)
“Talk to that Jon Cryer much?”
“Not for a long time, no.”
“He was a hoot… my favorite.”
Danny (Sebastian Maniscalco) lets Charlie Sheen know who he really thought was the star of Two and a Half Men
WWE RAW
“Daddy’s back.”
Randy Orton, announcing his triumphant return to Rhea “Mami” Ripley after being out with an injury for a year and a half
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
“He had a bigger team than I did. He could fight me harder. It was like Princess Leia against Darth Vader and all the Storm Troopers.”
Sutton Stracke is one of the last people we ever expected to drop a Star Wars reference mid-confessional, yet here we are
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“You want me to throw the love of my life under the bus? Very tired cliché, by the way, ‘under the bus.’ Dead phrase walking. I would prefer ‘sell him down the river’ or better yet, ‘forsaken.’ A bit musty but not nearly as tiresome.”
Leo (Greg Rikaart) objects to more than just Jada’s suggestion that he dodge jail time by selling out Dimitri
CANDY CANE LANE
“Why y’all dressed like Prince?”
Chris Carver (Eddie Murphy), dueling with nine of the 10 lords-a-leaping
CANDY CANE LANE (Bonus Quote!)
“Christmas is about giving. And Christmas is about the power of a child’s imagination. And it’s about giving the least popular reindeer with a red nose a chance to be great. Unless you wanna go the religious angle.”
“[Laughs] Jesus Christ, no. I’ll ring you up.”
Chris Carver (Eddie Murphy), trying to prove to rogue elf/deceptive salesgirl Pepper (Jillian Bell) that he understands the true meaning of Christmas
NCIS: SYDNEY
“How do you X-ray a shark?”
“Very carefully, I reckon.”
Evie (Tuuli Narkle) asks a valid question, gets a valid answer from JD (Todd Lasance)
FOUND
“I am the basement. I lock the part of me that Sir took in there; the part that I never got back; the part that craves the darkness, loneliness and pain. It’s the place that I go in my mind where I become what we hunt, to help us with our cases and bring people home.”
Gabi (Shanola Hampton), being emotionally truthful to Lacey about what the basement represents… while also withholding the fact that Sir is chained up down there
LADIES OF THE ’80S: A DIVAS CHRISTMAS
“Five. Same number as your husbands.”
“Shrew.”
“Slut.”
“Hag.”
“Cow.”
“Oh, I’ve missed you so much!”
Reunited soap stars Dana (Donna Mills) and Margaux (Morgan Fairchild), discussing how many children Dana has adopted
LADIES OF THE ’80S: A DIVAS CHRISTMAS (Bonus Quote!)
“Girls, girls, girls. Now just because your long-lost, newfound sister is a vulgar, deceitful gold digger does not mean you get to behave this way on Christmas Day.”
“Oh, mother, please. We all know about the affair and the alien son that you birthed who’s also in hiding. Now we have just had enough of these secrets.”
Daytime queen Margaux (Morgan Fairchild) and pie-wielding Juliette (Nicollette Sheridan), improvising during the food fight that livens up the live holiday episode of their soap
FOR ALL MANKIND
“A woman without coffee is a very dangerous woman.”
Tatyana (Ania Bukstein) explains to Margo why she helped her with a vending machine even though she was instructed to stay away from her
SQUID GAME: THE CHALLENGE (Episode 8)
“I don’t know these people from a can of paint.”
Ashley finds herself without any alliance among the final 12
THE GOLDEN BACHELOR
“No offense — I can think whatever the f—k I want.”
Leslie will not let Gerry tell her how to react to being dismissed
THE AMAZING RACE
“Did you know that all the Swedish battleships put barcodes on the front? Yeah, they always want to Scandinavian.”
BFFs Joel and Garrett employ a good old-fashioned dad joke to help relieve some stress
THE AMAZING RACE (Bonus Quote!)
“We’re blessed to be here and we can’t lose sight of that.”
“That’s what people who are losing say.”
It’s safe to say that married couple Todd and Ashlie had very different energies while racing (and losing) in Stockholm, Sweden
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