Quotes of the Week: Evil, Emily in Paris, SEAL Team, That ’90s Show and More
Sunday’s here once again, and so is TVLine’s latest look back at our favorite Quotes of the Week.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Snowpiercer, SEAL Team, Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, Love Is Blind: UK and the Democratic National Convention.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: Evil, Orphan Black: Echoes, Bad Monkey, That ’90s Show and Emily in Paris.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)
SNOWPIERCER
“What happened to these floors? They get breached…?”
[Layton is met with silence]
“Good talk.”
Layton (Daveed Diggs) notices that the elevator buttons for some silo levels are covered over
SEAL TEAM
“I’ve got about 20 seconds left on this TBI exercise.”
“It’s not just a cognitive workout, but a fashion statement, too.”
Mandy (Jessica Paré) catches Jason (David Boreanaz) glove-handed
EMILY IN PARIS (Episode 5)
“The more people want it, the harder it should be to get.”
“I agree. Our shelves are pretty tight, but I think we can slip it through the back door.”
Double entendres abound when Sylvie (Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu) talks to a salesperson after learning a client’s face cream is actually lubricant
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
“Nobody has ever called you weird? Babe, be serious. You tried to buy Greenland, you stared at the sun during a solar eclipse, and you did this. That’s not something a normal guy does. I don’t know what a normal guy would do because I’m also not one, but I know it’s not that.”
ORPHAN BLACK: ECHOES
“And you. Good news for you is that your family’s been through much worse. Remember Cosima’s dreadlocks?”
Delphine (Evelyne Brochu) returns to the franchise to crack a joke about her wife’s unfortunate hairdo in the original series
EVIL
“I gotta get out of this house.”
In the series finale, Kristen (Katja Herbers) finally realizes what viewers of this show have known all along
BAD MONKEY
“I did get my lab to do a DNA workup on your bone shards.”
“Well, I’d like to think of them as our bone shards.”
Yancy (Vince Vaughn) tries to establish a new level of intimacy with coroner Rosa (Natalie Martinez)
LOVE IS BLIND: UK (Episode 11)
“I wanna tell you something, and I don’t really want it to influence anything or change your mind, or anything like that. I just want you to take it on board. And me, as your sister, I just want to tell you: I do worry that you are on different pages. She’s a lovely girl. I don’t know. She’s just different to you.”
Freddie’s sister finally says what everyone has been thinking
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
“I couldn’t leave here without giving a shoutout to the amazing delegation from my home state, Massachusetts…. Go, Sox! Go, Jayson Tatum! Ben Affleck, hang in there!”
Mindy Kaling gives a shout-out to Jennifer Lopez’s soon-to-be ex
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION (Bonus Quote!)
“YOU are the messengers! YOU are the fixers! Dare I say it, YOU are the Olivia Popes!”
DNC host Kerry Washington makes a nod to her Scandal-ous past – just moments before former co-star Tony Goldwyn joined her on-stage
THAT ’90S SHOW
“Romance is tricky. Meg Ryan has an orgasm in a restaurant? ‘America’s Sweetheart.’ I do it? ‘Waffle House Most Wanted.’”
It appears Sherry (Andrea Anders) took a little too much inspiration from When Harry Met Sally
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“Looks like [Chuck Schumer is] sneaking up to steal a pie off a windowsill. ‘Don’t mind if I do!’”
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)
“[Michelle Obama] is very good. She is very, very good. I’m a little bummed she doesn’t want to get into politics, but I’m very happy that she doesn’t want to host a late-night talk show.”
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE GLOBAL ALL STARS
“This is a runway challenge of design and art is subjective, dollface. You worry about being Miss Congeniality.”
Tessa Testicle quickly learned what happens when a queen tries to come for Alyssa Edwards — and we actually think she got off pretty easy
PACHINKO
“I just caught a big fish today. Remember Tetsuya?”
“That crybaby who was always picking his nose?”
“He doesn’t pick his nose anymore.”
Solomon (Jin Ha) is happy to report to his father (Soji Arai) that a childhood friend has dropped a bad habit
KITE MAN: HELL YEAH!
“If I were a six, instead of a Miami nine — which is an Atlanta 11 — you’d be in trouble right now.”
Malice (Natasia Demetriou) takes pride in the makeover she gave “Sexiest Villain” nominee Bane
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