Spoilers! Find Out Who Died on Sunday’s ‘Game of Thrones’
What is dead may never die, but trust: There’s been a whole lot of death on Game of Thrones. Like, remember when King Joffrey oozed a buncha orange liquid from all his orifices while being poisoned? Or when Ned Stark was beheaded? Or when literally all your faves were murdered in cold blood during the Red Wedding? Good times! Basically, about half the cast has died at this point-and chances are high that almost all of the remaining characters will be RIP by the time season 8 is over.
On that note, here’s the Game of Thrones death tracker you never asked for but desperately need in order to keep up with all the gruesome sh*t that is sure to come this season. This will be updated every single week because, to be quite honest, I have very little else going on. Although the fact that Game of Thrones is ending in a little over a month might legit put me on this list. Also, please keep in mind that:
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Qyburn
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Killed by the Mountain for speaking, LOL.
Euron
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Killed by Jaime during a very annoying bro-off.
The Hound and The Mountain
Episode: 5
Cause of death: They got into a brutal battle and then fell into a pit of fire, no bigs.
Cersei and Jaime
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Died in each other's arms as King's Landing crumbled around them.
Varys
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Burned by Drogon thanks to betraying Dany.
Missandei
Episode: 4
Cause of death: Beheading after being captured by Euron. No, I'll never get over it.
Rhaegal
Episode: 4
Cause of death: Shot multiple times by Euron's giant cross-bow and ended up sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
The Night King
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Stabbed in the side by Arya, causing a casual explosion.
Melisandre
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Falling over as the credits roll because she’s freakin’ tired, okay!
Theon Greyjoy
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Protecting Bran, but let’s be real, he knew it was coming.
Jorah Mormont
Episode: 3
Cause of death: He was killed by a buncha wights while protecting Dany and honestly, it was rough.
Beric Dondarrion
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Helping Arya escape the wights because it was his destiny *runs away crying*.
Lyanna Mormont
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Squished by a wight giant. Not great, guys! Not great!
Dolorous Edd
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Killed by a wight while fighting with Sam, poor dude.
Ned Umber
Episode: 1
Cause of death: Oh, you know, he was just casually mounted on a wall and surrounded by a spiral of limbs courtesy of the Night King. It’s fine.
Littlefinger
Episode: 7
Cause of death: Arya slit his throat as punishment for too much damn plotting.
Viserion
Episode: 6
Cause of death: The Night King killed him with a spear, but fear not: Our little (big) buddy was reanimated as an Ice Dragon, so it’s cool.
Benjen Stark
Episode: 6
Cause of death: He was attacked by a mob of wights after saving Jon Snow’s life. Best relative ever (sorry, Dany, lol, ew).
Thoros
Episode: 6
Cause of death: A zombie polar bear mauled him and then the poor dude froze to death.
Randyll (and Dickon) Tarly
Episode: 5
Cause of death: These two were burned alive by dragon fire as punishment for refusing to surrender to Daenerys.
Olenna Tyrell
Episode: 3
Cause of death: This old broad was poisoned by Jaime Lannister in her own damn castle. But props to her for downing that wine anyway.
Walder Frey
Episode: 10
Cause of death: His throat was slit by Arya Stark, duh.
Tommen Baratheon
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Poor sweet Tommen committed suicide by jumping out of a window. It’s all very :(.
Margaery (and Loras) Tyrell
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Oh, you know, they were just burned alive by wildfire, thanks to Cersei. No bigs.
The High Sparrow
Episode: 1
Cause of death: Oh, you know, he was just also burned alive by wildfire, thanks to Cersei.
Ramsay Bolton
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Dude was eaten alive by his own damn dogs, who-I think we can all agree-are very good bois.
Rickon Stark
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Li’l bud was shot in the back with an arrow by freakin’ Ramsay Bolton pre–dog death.
Hodor
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Hodor was tragically killed by a swarm of wights while holding a door to save Bran’s life. He will not be forgotten.
Leaf
Episode: 5
Cause of death: She committed suicide by setting off an explosion to give Bran time to escape the wights, bless her.
The Three-Eyed Raven
Episode: 5
Cause of death: This old-timer was slashed across his torso by the Night King. Oh, and haven’t you heard? Bran is the Three-Eyed Raven now.
Osha
Episode: 4
Cause of death: She was stabbed in the neck by Ramsay Bolton. Her death is too gruesome to show, so here’s Osha looking salty in happier times!
Olly
Episode: 3
Cause of death: Even though he was just a kid, Olly was executed by hanging for betraying Jon Snow.
Roose Bolton
Episode: 2
Cause of death: Roose was stabbed to death by his deranged and fully evil son Ramsay.
Jon Snow
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Remember? Jon was stabbed to death by his own men-but don’t panic, our main man was resurrected in time for season 6.
Myrcella Baratheon
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Despite being an innocent child, Myrcella was poisoned after being kissed by Ellaria Sand.
Stannis Baratheon
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Stannis was beheaded by Brienne of Tarth...yikes.
Selyse Baratheon
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Selyse commits suicide by hanging after witnessing her daughter die. No way I’m showing that, so here you go:
Shireen Baratheon
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Shireen was burned alive by Melisandre as a sacrifice to the Lord of Light. So sad, loved her.
The Lord of Bones
Episode: 8
Cause of death: Mr. Bones was beaten to death by Tormund, and TBH, there are worse ways to go.
Mance Rayder
Episode: 1
Cause of death: Meanwhile, Mance was shot by Jon Snow, but it was a mercy killing because dude was in the process of being burned alive.
Tywin Lannister
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Oh, hi, Tyrion shot his dad with a crossbow while he was on the toilet. Yeah.
Shae
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Tyrion strangled her to death with chains. No one wants to watch that again, so here’s a pretty GIF instead.
Jojen Reed
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Jojen was stabbed multiple times by a wight and then slashed in the throat by his sister Meera as a mercy killing.
Ygritte
Episode: 9
Cause of death: NoooOOoooOOo. The love of Jon Snow’s life was shot with an arrow in the back, thanks to Olly during the Battle of Castle Black.
Oberyn Martell
Episode: 8
Cause of death: Ugh, his head was squished until it exploded by The Mountain. I can’t even with it, so here’s a reaction shot:
Lysa Arryn
Episode: 7
Cause of death: She was fully pushed through the Moon Door by Littlefinger, that traitor.
King Joffrey Baratheon
Episode: 2
Cause of death: Joffrey was gruesomely poisoned by Olenna Tyrell. Here’s the disgusting moment in all its glory!
Polliver
Episode: 1
Cause of death: Arya slashed his hamstring, then slid Needle into his throat. Thank u, next.
Catelyn Stark
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Catelyn’s throat was slit by Walder Rivers during the Red Wedding. It’s too gruesome for words (or GIFs), so here’s a moment from right before the murder went down:
Robb Stark
Episode: 9
Cause of death: He was shot by crossbows and stabbed in the heart by Lord Roose Bolton during the Red Wedding.
Talisa Stark and Her Baby
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Ugh, poor Talisa was repeatedly stabbed in the stomach by Lothar Frey during the Red Wedding.
Orell
Episode: 9
Cause of death: This guy was stabbed in the chest by Jon Snow for being a shady f*cker.
Ros
Episode: 6
Cause of death: In one of the more upsetting deaths of the series, Ros was tied to a bed and shot multiple times with a crossbow by Joffrey. Extremely effed, so here’s this instead:
Jeor Mormont
Episode: 4
Cause of death: He was stabbed in the back by Rast. Oh, and in the throat multiple times for good measure, I guess.
Doreah
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Doreah was locked in a room to die as punishment for betraying Dany. Don’t mess with the Mother of Dragons, kay?
Pyat Pree
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Burned alive by dragon fire, whoops.
Luwin
Episode: 10
Cause of death: How much time do you have? First he was stabbed by Dagmer, then there was the slow bleed-out, and finally he was mercy-killed by Osha.
Rodrik Cassel
Episode: 6
Cause of death: A super-botched (it took three strokes!) beheading by Theon Greyjoy.
Renly Baratheon
Episode: 5
Cause of death: Renly was killed by a terrifying shadow creature. Casual!
Khal Drogo
Episode: 10
Cause of death: Poor Khal, my moon and stars, was smothered in his sleep by Dany to ease his suffering.
Ned Stark
Episode: 9
Cause of death: Ned was famously executed by beheading in King’s Landing.
Robert Baratheon
Episode: 7
Cause of death: A boar + some ~suspicious circumstances~ took this guy down.
Viserys Targaryen
Episode: 6
Cause of death: Viserys was killed by Khal Drogo, who casually poured a pot of molten gold on his head. It’s fine!
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