Photos of Trump's Bonkers Post-Impeachment Presser Show His Most Unhinged Speech to Date

We all know the deal by now. On Wednesday, republicans in the United States Senate all laid down on the floor and invited President Donald J. Trump to back his Big Boy Tonka Trunk over their already flattened bodies by acquitting him of the charges tied to two articles of impeachment. Obvious abuse of power and obstruction of Congress were no match for the kung-fu grip Donald Trump has on the spines of his congressional pals, which led us to today. On Thursday, Trump dragged himself into the East Room of the White House to show everyone the Washington Post's front page reading "Trump Acquitted," and to take his frightening new freedom as an opportunity to talk whatever shit he wanted to. Even when referring to members of his own party, Trump found the creepiest ways to deliver praise. The following photos show what ensued—and folks, it isn't not batshit.