Love Is Weird — Here Are 30 Valentine's Day Quotes From People Who Get That

Love is many things — and weird is definitely one of them. With little hearts everywhere and roses of a certain color in every shop, you may start to feel like you're the only one who realizes how absurd this time of year really is. Well, the good news is that you're not alone. There are some funny people out there who share your sentiments on Valentine's Day. People like Will Ferrell, Lily Tomlin, David Sedaris and Jerry Seinfeld have all tackled the subject, and their thoughts are just as hilarious as you think they would be.

Whether you're wondering what to write in a Valentine's Day card, searching for something that will make your Valentine or BFF laugh out loud, or simply hunting for the perfect Galentine's Day Instagram caption, these funny Valentine's Day quotes about love skip right over the sappy sides of this holiday, and head straight for the sillier aspects. Here are our favorite hilarious V-day sayings that are bound to put a smile on your face:

The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.

Without Valentine’s Day, February would be … well, January.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

Love is being stupid together.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.