Kelsea Ballerini Is the Chicken Tender Whisperer
It ain't easy being a country music superstar, but neither is taste testing the difference between a pricey chickie tender and a cheap chickie tender. We threw Kelsea Ballerini into the battlefield that is *our* Expensive Taste Test where we made her eat fast food, gulp down champagne, and try on foundation (we give two kinds for each category) to see if she can tell which one is the more costly version. She came in sure that she didn't have that natural, luxury sense but...we believed in her!!
If you know the difference between your lavish champagne versus your bottom-shelf champagne, then I think you should be automatically classified as having some pretty swanky taste. After going to Napa, aka the promised land in vino world, Kelsea had a good feeling that she learned enough to where she could be the ultimate wine snob. And I guess she left wine country as the same, non-wine expert because she unfortunately took the L on that round. But truly took the W because she just chugged the bubbly right after.
Moving on from dranks to tendies, you could see in Kelsea's eyes that she knew she had this one in the bag. After a reviewing each one's frying techniques and taking a couple a bites of both, she just felt in her soul which one was the bougiest.
So if Kelsea loves her fried chicken, she has to be somewhat of an overall fast food specialist, yay or nay? Regardless, we gave her potato chips and she was sure that she had a picked the more expensive one! She was wrong, but she redeemed herself with our rounds of water and dog collars!!
Maybe it was the champ she inhaled in the very beginning of the game because it all just kind of went a bit downhill for Kels when she wasn't sticking to her gut when it came down to foundation, falsies, and jade rollers. It doesn't even matter though because in the end, she DID leave with a crown. A chicken crown in all its fatty, crispy, and juicy glory.
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