Just 24 Hilarious Tweets About Tim Walz And JD Vance’s VP Debate
Some may have found the vice presidential debate between Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) and Ohio Sen. JD Vance to be a bit of a snooze Tuesday night — but tweets about it on X were eye-opening jolts of hilarity.
In case you got bored and tapped out of the debate early — or Vance gave you too much of those I-need-to-hold-my-hand-over-my-glass-while-talking-to-this-guy-in-a-bar vibes and you had to switch channels — allow us to fill you in on the highlights.
Although both candidates tended to dodge direct questions, Vance initially came off like a pretty smooth used car salesman while Walz channeled the energy of a frazzled high school teacher trying to verbally reason with two teenage boys fully engaged in a fist fight in the school hallway.
Things began to take a turn when Vance was answering a question about immigration when he brought up Springfield, Ohio, saying “he’s concerned about Americans there” who “have had their lives destroyed by Kamala Harris’ open border.”
“In Springfield, Ohio, and in communities all across this country, you’ve got schools that are overwhelmed, you’ve got hospitals that are overwhelmed,” Vance said. “You’ve got housing that is totally unaffordable because we brought in millions of illegal immigrants to compete with Americans for scarce homes. The people that I’m most worried about in Springfield, Ohio, are the American citizens who have had their lives destroyed by Kamala Harris’ open border.”
Eventually moderator Margaret Brennan felt it was necessary to hit Vance with a fact check — although CBS had initially said there would be no fact-checking during this debate.
“And just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio, does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status, temporary protected status,” Brennan said. And Vance protested with this gem: “Margaret, the rules were that you guys were not going to fact check,” he said.
If that wasn’t enough to raise an eyebrow, Vance went on to explain the legal process of how immigrants can apply for temporary protected status with Walz interjecting.
But Brennan wasn’t having it.
“Thank you senator for describing the legal process,” she said. “But we have so much to get to.”
But Vance kept going until Brennan had to explain to him and Walz that “the audience can’t hear you because your mics are cut.”
Another pivotal moment came toward the end of the debate, in which Walz pressed Vance about Jan. 6 and former President Donald Trump’s 2020 election loss — a defeat that Trump still publicly denies. At one point, Walz faced Vance and asked him directly:
“Did [Trump] lose the 2020 election?”
“Tim, I’m focused on the future,” Vance responded.
“That’s a damning non-answer,” Walz said.
There were a few more highlights, which you can read about here, but those are the moments most people latched on to on X (aside from Vance appearing to be wearing a lot of eyeliner).
To see all the funny things X users had to say, just scroll down!
JD Vance has the energy of a restaurant manager who understands your complaint but still ain't taking that hamburger off your check.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) October 2, 2024
JD Vance has the energy of the guy they bring out to talk financing when you’re buying a car who only looks at your husband
— T (@teewatterss) October 2, 2024
Tim Walz: “We’re pro women”
JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”— albertina rizzo (@albz) October 2, 2024
Can confirm https://t.co/qQfovRWmPS
— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) October 2, 2024
Trump says crazy things in a crazy way and Vance says crazy things in a normal way, which is frustrating because not everyone can hear beyond tone.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) October 2, 2024
JD Vance has the face of a man caught between eras. He looks like he wants to segregate a My Chemical Romance concert
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) October 2, 2024
I can't focus on Vance, I keep wondering how many Sephora points he has
— 🌻 Emily Brandwin 🌻 (@CIAspygirl) October 2, 2024
I grew up in a working class family where my entire family had to share one eyeliner
— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) October 2, 2024
I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) October 1, 2024
This is perfect. pic.twitter.com/ARON6Y0JAy
— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) October 2, 2024
If I send you this it means I’m about to lie in the most articulate manner possible… pic.twitter.com/drhOnRyZfa
— NAACP (@NAACP) October 2, 2024
JD Vance: The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check.
So you agree? You were lying? pic.twitter.com/aH50gNZvAX— JJ ✌🏻 (@JJkinz) October 2, 2024
Me on Thursday after telling my friends I’m never drinking again on Sunday pic.twitter.com/Hv4C7ky0GH
— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) October 2, 2024
Chloe Fineman get ready pic.twitter.com/rSA8GCIBgW
— paul (@paulswhtn) October 2, 2024
JD Vance's plan to appeal to women voters: pic.twitter.com/VDnrLpXX8d
— Jade Gray (@jadeegray1) October 2, 2024
Every woman in America googling "Where to get the button from debate that mutes men yelling"
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 2, 2024
It must be killing Vance to be getting fact checked and told to shut up by two women #VPDebate2024pic.twitter.com/0ijOkcOGzw
— Hayley Rosemary Wimberly (@hayley_rosee11) October 2, 2024
love the idea of immigrants crossing the border and immediately outbidding a white couple for a 3 bed/2 bath in suburban Virginia
— Nathalie Baptiste 🇭🇹 (@nhbaptiste) October 2, 2024
MARCUS WITH THE CIVICS LESSON 🔥 pic.twitter.com/sIQLKcf8Eg
— Qondi (@QondiNtini) October 2, 2024
Do he know that Kamala isn’t the current President? pic.twitter.com/sRZl1au6C9
— Brisket Back Bish (@AshleyShyMiller) October 2, 2024
Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Me: “Officer, I’m focused on the future.”— Rick Lenzie (@RickLenzie) October 2, 2024
ALWAYS👏ASK👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏 pic.twitter.com/YUpT9HhV1M
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) October 2, 2024
The funny thing about this debate is ppl want Walz to slap Vance around BUT that’s not who he is….he politely calls him a liar and moves on. Walz is truly a nice guy.
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) October 2, 2024
Leave it to the football coach to win the game in the 4th quarter with nothing left on the clock. #VPDebate2024
— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) October 2, 2024
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