Choo choo! All aboard the Harry Styles appreciation train. First stop: hyperbolically hailing his every minute stylistic choice as a "significant moment in the way men are dressing right now." Am I right? I mean, what's the big deal with this guy? Like, come one, is he really that—oh. Oh my.
See, that's the thing about Harry Styles: he can't miss. It's like he's shooting 100 percent these days and exclusively taking the craziest trick shots he can (warning: highly unnecessary sports metaphor alert). He hasn't had a bad fit in months, maybe even years! Hahaha stop it dude, I don't have an unhealthy obsession with him hahaha...yeah, I definitely do.
So sure, coverage of Harry and his styles (sorry) can be a bit breathless, but for fuck's sake, cut me some slack here. The guy pulls up to perform on the Today show and his soundcheck fit is a pair of flared Gucci jeans and a cropped graphic tee topped off with a kaleidoscopic patchwork cardigan from J.W. Anderson that looks like it emerged fully formed from the designated crocheting chair in the den of a well-intentioned, doting aunt.
Remember: This is for the damn soundcheck. It's not even the main-event look.
Then, for his actual performance, Harry changed into yet another monumental outfit, this time featuring a pastel pink, boxy, double-breasted blazer, a pair of eggplant colored pants (heavily flared, naturally), and one of the fattest polka dot ties I've seen in a minute. I'm calling it now: The man is on one of the most epic runs in Fit History.
My god, guys. Fuck what you heard. The only real spring trend this season is "be Harry Styles."
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