Hillary Clinton celebrated her 75th birthday on Wednesday, so, on Wednesday night, Jimmy Fallon had some guesses about the texts she received throughout the day. The late night host imagined messages from logical suspects, like Bill Clinton and Joe Biden, but he also had a few others in the mix — including Donald Trump and Adidas.
First up in Fallon’s list though was Florida governor Ron DeSantis, who the host suspected of planning a surprise party for Clinton. But uh, it wasn’t necessarily a great surprise.
“I’m throwing you a surprise party, where you get on a plane and I drop you off somewhere that’s a surprise,” the hypothetical text read, poking fun at DeSantis’ widely criticized move of flying migrants to Martha’s Vineyard, but luring them onto the plane with false promises of where they were going.
Russian president Vladimir Putin also made the roster, along with Senator Bernie Sanders and President Joe Biden. Sanders and Biden’s texts looked pretty similar, with Fallon joking that they both probably used talk-to-text to send it, resulting in bumbling recordings.
Of course, Fallon made sure to get Trump’s birthday wishes in there as well, guessing that his text made a point of emphasizing Clinton’s age.
“Happy birthday to literally the only 75-year-old woman I have ever known,” Fallon joked.
Even Adidas made the list, with the “Tonight Show” host suggesting that the brand sent Clinton “70,000 pairs of free Yeezy’s,” after dropping Kanye “Ye” West and his deal this week, following antisemitic comments made by the rapper.
And yes, Hillary’s own husband Bill Clinton made the cut, with a detached “Happy Birthday! Hope you’ve been doing well.” (In reality, Bill Clinton did post in honor of his wife’s birthday, but it was actually heartfelt, with the former president saying “Not a day goes by that I don’t feel like the luckiest man alive”).
You can watch Fallon’s full monologue in the video above.