You may remember that in October last year Kylie Jenner released a long YouTube video taking fans on a tour of her very glamorous Kylie Cosmetics head office. It was all exactly as you'd expect, with pink neon 'Kylie' signs and bowls of M&Ms printed with her face. So far so Kardashian, but now comedian Steff Todd has reimagined the video with a Yorkshire spin...
In a tweet on Tuesday Todd released a new version of the Kylie tour with Kylie's Californian lilt replaced with a dubbed Yorkshire accent and a reimagining of the company's back story.
The original video from October last year opened with Kylie in front of the "We are here at my offices - my headquarters - and this is the official Kylie Cosmetic tour".
But Todd's incredible new version instead opens by saying, "Hiya, I'm Kylie, I recently won twenty grand on a scratch card and I thought, 'I'm gonna set up my own make-up business'.
"I used to work at Superdrug but they've been doing my head in for ages - not treating me right - so I thought, 'I'm gonna rival them,' so I bought a warehouse on the outskirts of Leeds. Now lets go on a little tour! First things first, hand sanitiser. I don't know about you but this corona's doing my head in..."
Later in the video Yorkshire Kylie shows viewers some of her awards, picking up one which she says is her "Miss Leeds award."
Finally, the video ends with the iconic 'Rise and Shine' scene, but instead of Kylie waking Stormi up singing the line as we know it, the reimagined Kylie tells viewers, "This is my little lass's room, she's called Chardonnay," before switching on the light and shouting "Wake up you lazy git!"
I know we all really hope that 'Wake up you lazy git!' becomes the new 'Rise and Shine'.
Cosmopolitan UK's October issue is out now and available for purchase online and via Readly. You can also SUBSCRIBE HERE or read on Apple News+. Find our podcast 'All The Way With...' on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and the Acast app.
Like this article? Sign up to our newsletter to get more articles like this delivered straight to your inbox.
You Might Also Like