These Are the Cutest Punny Messages to Write in Your Valentine's Day Cards This Year

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These Are the Cutest Punny Messages to Write in Your Valentine's Day Cards This Year

Valentine's Day is a day for flowers and chocolate and to celebrate romantic and platonic love. When it comes to showing how you feel, you have many different options. You could give your love a card or even a conversation heart to express how you feel. Another idea? Put a smile on their face with some creative and hilarious Valentine's Day puns.

To make your loved one smile (and let them know they've got a pizza your heart) simply pick one of these cute and silly Valentine's Day jokes or sayings, from clever food-related puns to adorable puns about animals and nature. Whether you write them as a sweet message in your DIY Valentine's Day card or use them as a creative Valentine's Day Instagram caption, they're sure to earn a laugh and remind your special someone that they are like no otter.

Valentine's Day Food Puns

  • I love you so matcha.

  • Will you brie mine?

  • I'm b-egging you to be my Valentine.

  • There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

  • You make miso happy.

  • Will you peas be my Valentine?

  • You're the loaf of my life.

  • You've stolen a pizza my heart.

  • We're mint to be.

  • I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

  • We make a great pear.

  • I yam in love with you.

  • I want to spend more thyme with you.

  • Words can't espresso how much I love you.

  • Don't go bacon my heart.

  • You're my everything bagel.

  • You're the one pho me.

  • We're butter together.

  • Hey Valentine, you're a gouda one!

  • I love you berry much.

  • You're all that and dim sum.

  • Here's my number, so kale me, maybe?

  • You make my heart skip a beet.

  • I love you a latte.

  • I donut what I would do without you.

  • Olive you so much.

Photo credit: Juj Winn - Getty Images
Photo credit: Juj Winn - Getty Images

Valentine's Day Animal Puns

  • You're dino-mite.

  • No-bunny compares to you.

  • You’re one in chameleon.

  • Rhino someone who really likes you ... It's me!

  • You are my pup of tea.

  • Will you bee mine?

  • I can’t bear to be without you.

  • You give my life porpoise.

  • I ain’t lion when I say I love you.

  • I love you like no otter.

  • Will ewe be my Valentine?

  • Let's spend some koala-ty time together.

  • I'm so very fawn-ed of you.

  • Will you be my significant otter?

  • I’ll owl-ways love you.

  • I think you are porcu-fine.

  • I love you meow and forever.

  • You're the bear-y best.

  • I whale always love you.

  • I turtlely love you.

  • We bee-long together.

  • I puggin' love you.

  • You are otterly wonderful.

  • You've got me feline fine.

  • Whale you be my Valentine?

Photo credit: Westend61 - Getty Images
Photo credit: Westend61 - Getty Images

Valentine's Day Nature Puns

  • Do you beleaf in love?

  • My love for you is tree-mendous.

  • Please be vine!

  • I want to kiss your tu-lips.

  • I'm a succ-er for you.

  • Aloe you vera much.

  • Wood you be my Valentine?

  • I can't beleaf you're my Valentine.

  • You’re my bam-boo.

  • I’d never leaf you.

  • So glad I pricked you.

  • I’m very frond of you.

  • Thistle be the best day ever.

  • Aloe! Is it me you're looking for?

  • Our love is unbeleafable.

  • I love you so moss.

  • Life would succ without you.

  • I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”

  • I lava you.

  • I'll never desert you.

  • Pining for you.

  • You had me at "aloe."

  • I'm water-falling for you.

  • I'll always root for you.

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