Don't pretend you haven't been doing that.
Jeans? Never heard of her. After five months of social distancing, my wardrobe basically only consists of black leggings, black leggings, and short black leggings (bike shorts). Any item without an elastic waistband is cancelled and I will be concentrating my funds towards garments that better support my couch-based lifestyle – which brings us back to leggings!
Finding that perfect go-with-everything pair will change your life forever. That sounds dramatic, but it's 100% true – they've got the versatility of a pair of jeans, with unparalleled comfort, and butt-uplifting technology so good, it seems almost supernatural. But there are a LOT of options to sift through and if you chose to do the work yourself, best case scenario, it takes you literal hours and worse-case, you end up with a $$$ pair that still shows your butt when you bend over. So I searched for the best-rated options, polled my leggings-obsessed co-workers, and dug through my own dresser to put together a list of the absolute best black leggings in existence. Here they are, fam. Feast your eyes.