These say, "I pay my own rent, but I'm still on my parents' phone bill."
Back in the day, pool floats were simply inflatable thingamajigs that helped you, well, float. Raise your hands if you remember those plain round tubes or spongey noodles. They definitely saved my life one or two times when I was a little kiddo struggling to learn how to swim. Eventually, I mastered the breaststroke, but I'm still taking a floatie with me to the pool. Why? Because now they're cute as hell.
Nope, function is no longer important. It's all about the lewk. Like, how could anyone say no to a gigantic unicorn or a larger-than-life flamingo? I'm sure you've probably seen them come across your Instagram feed before. I'm not saying it's a competition or anything, but they are definitely THE summer accessory that rakes in the most likes.
So if you wanna upgrade all of your summer pics this year (yeah, you do), check out the magical pool floats for adults below.