Here Are 42 Of The All-Time Best Chandler Bing One-Liners
We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite Chandler Bing one-liners from Friends. Here are some of the best lines from our sarcastic king.
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That fifth dentist:
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Bagpipes:
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Caterpillar:
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Code:
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Nerves:
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That noise:
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Death by drill:
Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!
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Career before men:
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Leaf blower:
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Condoms:
Chandler: What do you got here? Magazines, Dorit... condoms?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to re-populate the earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that.
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Ikea:
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Ten pounds:
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler: Ah. So how many cameras are actually on you?
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Oh, crap:
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Clowns:
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Rabies:
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Pivot:
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Knock-knock jokes:
Chandler: Funniest guy she's ever met! I'm funny, right? What do you know? You're a door. You just like knock-knock jokes. Save it for inside!
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Guy:
Chandler: She's right. If I were a guy and... did I just say, "If I were a guy"?
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Too big:
David: Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big.
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Blimps:
Ross: Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.
Chandler: Well, how you died was funny.
Ross: Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?
Chandler: It kills over one Americans every year.
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The Gellers:
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!
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Parachute:
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Marriage:
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Advice:
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Q-Tip:
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Diamond shoes:
Ross: What am I gonna do? This is a complete nightmare.
Chandler: I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous, my wallet's too small for my 50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight."
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Whip:
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Jokes:
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Tanning gone wrong:
Monica: Oh dear god.
Chandler: Hold on, there's something different.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?
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Sneeze:
Ross: I was in the shower, and as I was...cleansing myself, I, uh...well, I felt something.
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze only better?
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Little Bo Peep:
Chandler: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
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9 a.m.:
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Big deal:
Rachel: And, hey, just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
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Boogie:
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Thoughts:
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The chick and duck:
Chandler: There we go, little fella.
Kathy: What about the duck?
Chandler: Well, the duck can swim.
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Police:
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Janice:
Janice: "What a small world."
Chandler: "And yet I never run into Beyoncé"
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Jamestown colony:
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rach, we've got to settle.
Rachel: Settle what?
Chandler: The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
Ross: The game, Rachel. The game. You owe us money for the game.
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That's "Miss" to you:
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And, finally:
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