Funny Valentine's Day Quotes That'll Have You in Stitches
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1) Miles Davis
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2) Groucho Marx
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3) Roseanne Barr
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4) Ralphie May
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5) Chris Rock
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6) Socrates
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7) Jimmy Fallon
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8) Mike Primavera
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9) Henny Youngman
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10) Lily Tomlin
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11) Paul Valery
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12) Richard Jeni
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13) Lynda Barry
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14) Lemony Snicket
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15) Joan Crawford
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16) Jules Renard
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17) Ambrose Bierce
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18) Mae West
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19) Jean Illsley Clarke
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20) Bob Hope
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21) Garry Shandling
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22) King Jaffe Joffer, 'Coming to America'
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23) Rita Rudner
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24) Charles Schulz
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25) Vivian Ward, 'Pretty Woman'
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26) Helen Fielding, 'Bridget Jones's Diary'
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27) Agatha Christie
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28) Pauline Thomason
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29) Jim Baker, 'Sixteen Candles'
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30) Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'
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31) Jack Handey
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32) Will Ferrell
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33) Michael Scott, 'The Office'
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34) Dax Shepard
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35) Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'
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36) Chelsea Peretti
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37) Mindy Kaling
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38) Rodney Dangerfield
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39) Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'
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40) Jerry Seinfeld
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41) Dolly Parton
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42) Lucille Ball
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43) Tim Allen
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44) Elizabeth Taylor
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45) Phyllis Diller
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46) Cher
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47) Charles Schulz
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48) Jenny Han, 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before'
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49) George Wade, 'Two Weeks Notice'
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50) Amy Santiago, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
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51) Cameron Esposito
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52) Eleanor Shellstrop, 'The Good Place'
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53) Billy Connolly
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54) Chelsea Handler
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55) George Burns
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