Hilarious Father's Day Puns for Nacho Average Dad

Blair Donovan
Hilarious Father's Day Puns for Nacho Average Dad

From Country Living

He shamelessly taught you all his best dad jokes, and, as much you hate giving in to his corny comedy, you truly couldn't love him more for it. Because, at the end of the day, you know absolutely nothing can make you smile quite like your dad's lighthearted antics. While sharing some heartfelt dad quotes is always a great idea, telling these silly Father's Day puns lets you return the favor by giving him a good laugh with some hilarious witticism of your own.

These hilarious puns will make for great additions on funny Father's Day cards to get him crack a smile over your clever play with words. Or, spread the love and take the pun-tastic sillies online with witty Father's Day captions for your social media tributes to Dad. Either way, he'll love all the why-didn't-I-think-of-that ideas—from golf puns to tie puns and everything in between—so much that he may just adopt one as his new favorite one-liner (read: expect to hear them on repeat). These are the true Father's Day gifts that keep on giving—especially since he’ll be the proudest dad ever knowing that he clearly taught you well in the jokes department.

Funny Father's Day Puns

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  • "Yoda best, Dad."
  • "Dad puns—that's how eye roll."
  • "Dad, you're a real fungi."
  • "Have a beer-y happy Father's Day."
  • "It's knot a tie—you're my favorite!"
  • "Father, I am your daughter."
  • "I love your bad dad jokes."
  • "You meet all of the koala-fications."
  • "Dad, you're dino-mite."
  • "There's gnome one like you."
  • "You're the tricera-tops!"
  • "Dad to the bone."
  • "I turtle-y love my dad!"

Funny Father's Day Food Puns

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  • "You can't be beet."
  • "I donut know what I'd do without you."
  • "I love you from my head tomatoes."
  • "Let's taco 'bout how much you rock."
  • "You did a grape job raisin me."
  • "Thanks for always bacon me happy."
  • "I can't espresso how much you mean to me."
  • "You're one in a melon."
  • "Your dad yolks crack me up."
  • "I'm nacho average dad."
  • "I love you, just in queso you didn't know."
  • "You are cereal-ously the best."
  • "Thanks for pudding up with me."
  • "I love you, Dad, pho-real."
  • "It sounds cheesy, but you're the gratest."
  • "Lettuce give thanks for you today!"
  • "Our family would be muffin without you."
  • "You're one of my two favorite pear-ants!"

Funny Father's Day Card Puns

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  • "I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father's Day."
  • "You're a tee-riffic dad."
  • "I'm not lion—you're the best."
  • "Happy Father's Day—let's par-tee."
  • "You're oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever."
  • "Happy Farter's Day!"
  • "Wood you believe how much I love you?"
  • "Hey dad, it's cool that you're a little Old Fashioned."
  • "Happy Father's Day to a reel awesome dad."
  • "I'm a lucky duck that you're my dad."

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