20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (June 29-July 5)
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 4, 2024
but what if your snack WAS for dogs
what then pic.twitter.com/a71gpyYGYX— Cherie Priest, Allegedly (@cmpriest) July 5, 2024
the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat
— yash (@dildoswagginzs) July 2, 2024
I watch A Quite Place : Day One for the plot
The plot : pic.twitter.com/rdCgf1CTgs— Ash 🍔🍕🥪🍜 (@Ashsukamakan) June 29, 2024
Woke up at 3am to find my cat eating a slice of my pizza on my chest. The pizza was downstairs in the kitchen. Dragged it upstairs to eat it off my body.
— Lillie (@lillie_arghn) June 29, 2024
He just had a stressful fight with a bee that ultimately went into his ear. My husband ran around screaming while I picked Duncan up and got the bee out. Afterwards my husband said "have I failed you as a spouse?" I said I didn't marry him for his emergency skills. No one would. pic.twitter.com/sMhcGiCGTP
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) July 5, 2024
I need a brilliant puppeteer to skirt the very edges of fantasy to play with a cat toy. However if you bend quickly while wearing a hoodie I will murder the strings with swift predatory violence
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) July 3, 2024
POV: you forgot to give this guy breakfast at his usual time pic.twitter.com/AusqEOaTHX
— Alex Press (@alexnpress) June 29, 2024
Another funny thing about British elections is that our media isn’t allowed to report on campaigns or political issues whilst the polls are open on Election Day so instead our news today is all like this pic.twitter.com/KWO2677hTk
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) July 4, 2024
i saw "independence day" in the theater in 1996, and friends, i will never forget the way the entire audience literally and ecstatically CHEERED when the dog escaped from the explosion. that dog could have won an election for president with like 95% of the vote in july, 1996. pic.twitter.com/ERhdPZZMJJ
— dave wagner (@Dbwagner104) July 4, 2024
this is literally a baby pic.twitter.com/tAPG2onp1X
— maddy (@atmaladeleine) July 2, 2024
anyone who hates animals is terrifying to me because imagine coming home to THEM and not wanting to give them infinite love pic.twitter.com/PuomzHxlqi
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) July 3, 2024
I doubt he’s qualified, but I’ll give him a chance. pic.twitter.com/aKdnKMTQvK
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 1, 2024
we rebuilt him. better. stronger. pic.twitter.com/RCzAhbkUdp
— Memes to Show Your Cat (@ShowYourCat) July 4, 2024
my toxic trait is wanting to put my face in that belly https://t.co/b1nWqD16Ep
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) July 1, 2024
Our #Caturday Feline of the Week is Hermes, who surely needs no further introduction. pic.twitter.com/6FkeMD4JWt
— Undine (@HorribleSanity) June 29, 2024
Flash always comes in at 6pm on a Sunday for his Sunday cuts of meat, Songs of Praise and Last of the summer wine. pic.twitter.com/UMoizwp4hH
— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) June 30, 2024
The chair never stood a chance pic.twitter.com/Jwhg5xoz9Q
— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) June 30, 2024
— dystopia_drifter (@DennisGarbonz) June 29, 2024
my friend’s very shy cat just realized I exist pic.twitter.com/HdIz3QV4cJ
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) June 30, 2024