Go on. Treat yourself.
I feel like by the end of every work week I'm pretty much reduced to a sad shell of a man, muttering softly to myself about the immaterial passage of time and how *gestures wildly* it's all irrelevant anyway. Honestly, if it wasn't for the cadence of the fashion calendar I might not have any idea what day it is. Like, oh shit, the Supreme drop is tomorrow? It must be Wednesday. Good to know, I guess.
In Leviathan, Thomas Hobbes' seminal work on social construct theory, the British philosopher famously argues that life without the ability to cop what you please is "nasty, brutish, and short". (Okay, I might be paraphrasing a little here.) Whew. Lighten up, guy! Not going to lie, you kind of sound like you've taken a few too many Ls on some sold-out buckle-toe boots, or whatever the hell people were wearing back in your day. It's not worth all that, man. Trust me.
See, the trick is tuning out all the noise—so you don't find yourself living in a state of complete anarchy—is focusing on what's really worth paying attention to. And if that seems too tall an order what with the amount of fire product dropping on a regular basis, well, we did it for you. And, if I may so myself, this week's batch of bangers is one even Tommy Hobbes wouldn't find fault with.
Cheers to the weekend, folks. Stay safe out there.