16 best online sex toy shops
From sex hotels, to parties, the odd orgy and the dreadful things that are dating apps, getting down and dirty for an evening of schlong meets crumpet has never been more in your face. And thanks to the age of the Internet, buying gear to get your juices flowing has never been so damn easy.
Though we are known the world over as a nation of prudes, truth be told, from the all-revealing Netflix ratings (remember Sex/Life from summer 2021?) and Pornhub data revealed every year, that behind our bolted doors we’re actually a filthy bunch who love nothing more than experimenting in the bedroom.
With sex toys, gadgets, accessories and filthy gear becoming more and more popular, safer and inclusive, the demand for spicing up playtime has never been greater.
Our advice?: shrug off your inhibitions, nab a vibrator (or cock ring), and let all your downright scandalous fantasies run free.
Flying the flag for luxe favourites to super sexy bargains and plus size bangers, here’s our insatiable edit of the best online sex shops guaranteed to make you and your mini-me explode off the scale.
Lovehoney
Best buy: every woman should own the Womanizer, £99.99.
Without a shadow of doubt, Lovehoney will go down in history as one of the best online sex shops to have ever existed. Purveyor of pumps, bullets, rabbit vibrators and rechargeable toys guaranteed to give you that toe-curling finish, the site’s reviewers add everything from their relationship status to sexuality to help newbies make the best and most informed choices possible. More of a community than a stop-and-shop thrill, everything is delivered in discreet packaging, and if you spend over 50 smackers, you’ll nab free shipping, too.
There are toys for him, toys for her, accessories for everyone and fun and fancy lingerie to help you get your kicks.
Bondara
Best buy: this cute flogger (£9.99) is so versatile and perfect for (bondage) virgins as well as veterans.
Restraints to get your blood flowing and your pulse racing – Bondara, as the not-so-subtle name suggests, is all about the bondage. Here you’ll find the usual suspects, including gags, whips, silk scarves, and feather ticklers are up for grabs for veterans and newbies to the ‘punishing’ scene. Apparel is made with safety and comfort in mind (unless you’re into discomfort) and the tips in the reviews thankfully let you know what you’re getting yourself into before you hit pay.
Don’t leave without checking out the special offers where there’s routinely BOGOF promotions, freebies and half-price bondage gear. You’ll find it tough to resist.
Ann Summers
Best buy: the Sexy Santa Basque set (£30) guarantees you’ll be a Christmas cracker
Though notorious for its ‘OMG’ edit of vibrators (some very well hung), pocket-sized clit stimulators and ravage-me-up-the-wall dildos, let’s forget the downright outrageous side to Ann Summers and appreciate this sex shop’s absolutely wondrous selection of role play costumes.
Nurses, soldiers, police officer, hey even a naughty Father Christmas – whoever you want to be, Ann stocks it and more. Best part, sizes start from six to 26, so everyone gets a slice of the fantastical action.
Hot Octopuss
Best buy: the Pulse Solo Interactive will trigger fireworks
If a shop has ‘puss’ at the end of it, you know it’s only got one thing on its mind: sex. With diverse and accessible playtime at the forefront of all its designs, London-based Hot Octopuss is probably best know for its science-first guybrator, AKA, the male vibrator.
Designed to stimulate all the sensitive parts of your Johnson, the multi-award winning device lets you climax hands-free, without the need for stroking. The result? As I’ve said before, an orgasm that is typically longer, deeper and more powerful, leaving your nerve endings tickling and dancing with joy. Buy it guys, and now.
Coco De Mer
Best buy: Literally everything in the brand new Killing Eve lingerie collection
Coco De Mer is the undisputed Cartier of sex shops. Packing enough high-end kink to satisfy even the fussiest luxe boys, gals and non-binary types out there, expect top-notch massage oils, wax candles, risky lingerie and super-charged vibrators – some the best on the market – from this high quality and uber sensual sex toy broker. Fabulous selection of iPhone ready tech, too.
Harmony
Best buy:this clitoral stimulator (£129) can be controlled via Bluetooh
Camis, chemise and gorgeous lingerie for plus size women ranging from sizes 16 to 20. Harmony is the definition of sexy, with racy ensembles and delicious extras perfect for filling your stockings (including the Christmas kind) with everything your heart so desire.
Deliveries over £20 are free and all products are sent in super discreet packaging. There’s also same-day dispatch on goodies ordered before 4pm – just in case you’ve got a major tickle that needs satisfying pronto.
Uberkinky
Best buy: any of the Sinnovator dildos - they’re truly a work of art. Just look.
Uberkinky is all about the latex and rubber, with costumes, nipple clamps, bodystockings, crotchless chaps and sexy uniform galore ready to set your juices alight. A specialist in fetish wear up and down the country, the range caters to both curious men and women, and there are endless non-binary products to peruse too.
The Sinnovator toys are unlike any other we’ve seen. In fact we’re sure you could display them openly on your bookcase and your friends and family would be none the wiser.
Trantoys
Best buy: we haven’t seen those shemale dolls anywhere else
Though still massively under represented, politically and socially, Transtoys dedicates their entire sexual mission to ensuring the trans man or woman is fully satisfied throughout their transformative journey. Catering to both pre and post-operation transpeoples, the site is also perfect for men and women curious about the world of cross-dressing, with a collection of curios and options to help you explore your gender safely and with intense pleasure.
Sex Toys
Best buy: start with the basics thanks to this butt plug set, £21.73
A site that basically gets to the point. Selling essentials, gifts, games, bondage and lingerie for men and women, Sex Toys also has a wildly fabulous selection of bondage, ‘bum stuff’ and gadgets for couples. The offering is vast, so best to make a night of it because there’s more than enough on this site to keep your bits and bobs entertained for absolute yonks.
Prowler
Best buy: the hyper-realistic Doc Johnson toy is 7-inches of caramel-coloured perfection
Soho (of course) based Prowler, long the home of homosexual and gay lifestyle erotica for over 30 years, celebrates the wonders and joys of in-the-bedroom toys whilst supporting the gay community. Clothing (looks like their huge fans of Aussiebum), toys, books, lubricants, cock rings, bondage, aromas, strap ons, homeware – you name it, they specialize in it. All orders are delivered in the most discreet way possible and major perk is that every purchase over £25 comes with the wonderful thing that is free delivery.
Unbound
Best buy: The Bender, a super flex, multi-speed and waterproof vibrator that delivers a spine tingling orgasm that leaves you instantly twitching for more.
Luckily this US gem ships internationally, because its body-safe toys are designed to make you Bend it Like Beckham with tech fashioned to hit your clit and g-spot at the same time. Cute, and dare we say even ornamental, Unbound’s products bring toxic free thrills designed to pleasure and tease the body’s erogenous zones internally and externally.
Buzzpinky
Best buy: the Wicked Wildcat Bonadge Kit Secret Pleasure Chest (£70) is a fun way to stay tied up
Say hello to the online sex shop created for prudes. If you’re new to the game, shopping for toys can be at first, absolutely daunting. Buzzpinky knows this, so it has designed its entire site to be extremely user friendly. Tools are categorized into drop down menus such as ‘setting the mood’ along with ‘trending products’ – great for choosing toys based on reviews. The blog is also well worth a read, with tips on how to find new erogenous zones and a step-by-step guide to bondage for beginners. Enjoy.
Lelo
Best buy: the Smart Wand 2 (£139) is a little bit magic
If your middle name is chic, then Lelo has a bunch of toys desperate to ride and take pride of place on your nightstand. Uniquely designed, the brand preaches high quality pleasure with devices made to keep your toes constantly grooving.
For the couples out there, try the Tiani, a Bluetooth controlled vibrator forged to stimulate you and a partner to heaven and back again. It comes in a lovely selection of colours too. On a side note, and for the women reading this, buy the Lelo Sona AND the Sona Cruise, a clit massager capable of giving you multiple orgasms without over-stimulating your bits. Thank us later.
Goop
Best buy: the curved lip of the French Lover vibrator has our interest well and truly piqued.
Sex toys for the glamour puss hand-selected by none than wellness guru (and Oscar winning) actress, Gwyneth Paltrow. Sexy and chic, from radiance oils, designer couple massaging rings, Dita Von Teese-approved bondage gloves, some seriously sexy Coco De Mer feather ticklers, and if you can get your hands on it, a vagina scented candle, there’s no other Hollywood star out there more qualified to add an extra dose of bang to your bedroom than Gwynnie.
Simply Pleasure
Best buy: the Yoni love eggs (£79.95) made from obsidian are so chic they could be paperweights.
News flash, men like to play too - and hard. Designed for boys who play hours on end, Simply Pleasure stocks the largest selection of sex accessories for guys in the land. The line up has been specially curated to focus on the joys of penile and prostate stimulation, from pumps to anal toys decorating the menu. Tip: browse through the lists, especially the best sellers to ensure you buy a toy that brings you maximum pleasure – the more intimidating it looks, the better. Wink, wink.
Amazon
Best buy: we’ve tittered long and hard over these Christmas pud nipple tassels, £8.96
Whilst you’re shopping for your next full-length mirror and stocking up on Brita filters why not add a few sex toys to your already bulging Amazon basket?
While most don’t associate the mega online retailer with bank account busting pleasure, there’s a bargain (or three) to be made in the sex toy department - turns out the Internet’s ‘everything’ shop really does have it all. If you’re unsure, trust the reviews – hilarious yet enlightening. You’ll be screaming one way or another.
