We're here to give you pumpkin to giggle about.
Oh my gourd—it's already fall, and we're so excited that Halloween is just around the corner. We know it's typically regarded as a spooky holiday, but instead, we're going to turn "scary" into "silly" with our favorite pumpkin quotes and pumpkin puns.
Not sure how to use these funny sayings (beyond just getting a good laugh out of them)? Well, for starters, they'd be great to use as an Halloween Instagram caption—after all, you'll need to show off your handmade costume from your annual Halloween party, no? They're also totally kid-friendly, so if you're planning on pumpkin carving or painting pumpkins with your little ones, you can share this list with them to keep the good times going. Who knows? You might just end up so inspired, you'll carve these exact words into the pumpkins themselves!
Of course, you're bound to get a little hungry after reading through the best pumpkin puns and sayings. What better excuse to whip up a few pumpkin recipes? Luckily, we can help you in that arena too: We've got plenty of savory recipes that everyone in your family will love, including pumpkin soups and pumpkin pastas. And if you're looking to satisfy your sweet tooth instead, we've also got tons of pumpkin desserts begging to be baked, including pumpkin cheesecakes, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bars, and pumpkin cakes. Don't forget about classic pumpkin pies!
But first things first, you'll want to scroll through this list of funny puns and quotes—it's the best way to get ready for pumpkin everything.